I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
And then he peed in my hair
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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