Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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