My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
And then he peed in my hair
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