she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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