VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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