Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
There are leaves in my underwear?
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