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he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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