So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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