So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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