Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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