my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Fuck appropriateness.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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