So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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