She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This house was built for laser tag.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.