love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!