Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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