ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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