I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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