is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Couch. On fire.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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