It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Someone shattered a urinal.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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