Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
