I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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