why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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