how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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