I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
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Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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