I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Let's paint friendship bongs
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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