This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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