I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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