last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Dignity is for republicans.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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