The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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