the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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