He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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