dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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