im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My liver just had a heart attack.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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