I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
