i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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