yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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