Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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