Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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