I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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