ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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