Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
