Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
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My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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