I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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