This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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