Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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