um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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