no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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