Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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