That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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