Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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