the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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