Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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