At least make sure they are 18
Why
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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