i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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