physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
