WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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