Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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