No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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