did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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